Here are the 20 reasons you should be in New Orleans instead of Miami for the Super Bowl:
1. Because no Mardi Gras has, can or ever will come close to the madness that’s about to erupt there.
2. Because neither the Sun Life Stadium nor the city of Miami is big enough to hold/control Who Dat Nation.
3. Because they don’t say “Drew Brezzy Fasheezy” correctly in South Florida.
4. Because more people will be crammed into the Superdome on Sunday to watch the game